
Suzy’s Wishlist 💋
So many of you have asked how you can spoil me (and my horses!), so here it is, my very first wishlist. Every gift helps me keep making naughty videos for you AND keep my senior rescue horses warm, fed and safe this winter.
How to gift: tap the button under any gift to send it through PayPal (the amount is already filled in for you). Then scroll down and leave me a love note so I know who to thank! If you’d like a handwritten thank you note in the mail, leave your mailing address. If you’d rather I thank you by email, just leave your email.
For my work
A new laptop 💻
MacBook Air 13″ (M4, 16GB, 1TB), $1,349
My computer is so old it can’t run the tools I use to build this site, write my books and send my newsletters. A new laptop means more videos, more books, and more of me, faster.
For the horses 🐴
Stall mats (I need 18!)
$60 each
The first big storm hits on my birthday, and stall mats keep my seniors’ feet out of the mud. Sponsor one mat, or a whole stall!
German Horse Muffins, 14 lb bucket
$57.95
The soft treat I hide my seniors’ arthritis meds in. They think it’s dessert!
Triple Crown Senior, 50 lb bag
$37.99
The senior feed my nearly toothless old crew eats every morning and night.
Triple Crown Naturals Pellets, 50 lb bag
$34.99
Easy-to-chew pellets that go in every breakfast bowl.
ShowSheen, 1 gallon
$43.59
For untangling muddy manes and tails all winter long.
Woody’s Smart Treats, Fenugreek, 5 lb bag
$9.99
The treats my horses go absolutely crazy for.
Muck Boot Arctic Sport II Tall, Black/Plaid, women’s size 9
$155
My puppy ate my muck boots! I’d had them for 4 years, and I live in them all winter.
Just for me 🖤
Quince cashmere robe
Black, size L, $174
For warming up after a cold, muddy night in the barn.
Agent Provocateur
Gift card, or pick something for me!
Bra 32D · panty size 3 · suspender size 1. If you choose the lingerie, you might just get to see it on me 😉
Leave me a love note 💌
Tell me which gift you sent and write me something sweet. Want a handwritten thank you note in the mail? Leave your mailing address. Prefer a thank you by email? Just leave your email. I read every single one.
Thank you for thinking of me, darling. It means more than you know.
Love,
Suzy